May 2011
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May 9th
March 2011
3 posts
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Mar 26th
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Mar 2nd
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We can attempt trapeze school and, standing on the...
[From freewillastrology.com; Cancer horoscope 2/23] In her essay “The Possible Human,” Jean Houston describes amazing capacities that are within reach of any of us who are brazen and cagey enough to cultivate them. We can learn to thoroughly enjoy being in our bodies, for example. We can summon enormous power to heal ourselves; develop an acute memory; enter at will into the alpha...
Mar 2nd
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January 2011
1 post
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Jan 29th
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December 2010
5 posts
9 tags
Dec 28th
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Oh Sandra
I feel a dangerous obsession with Sandra Lee brewing. It started with Kwanzaa cake and has been seriously amplified with the cocktail tree.
Dec 17th
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Is there a pill I can take to embrace more jangly...
Cancer Horoscope for week of December 16, 2010  (courtesy the most excellent Rob Brezsny) In the TV comedy series “Arrested Development,” Buster Bluth was an adult character who was a bit over-attached to his mother. It seemed to have to do with the fact that he lingered in her womb for 11 months before agreeing to be born. The obstetrician claimed “there were claw marks on...
Dec 15th
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I keep forgetting how awesome this song is. →
Dec 2nd
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This new Girl Talk album is going to make it... →
Dec 2nd
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November 2010
4 posts
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Penises have feelings too
The video is great. The top comment is just as great. I might argue that penises have a lot of feeling but I think the sentiment is still clear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnagRjxp7v4&feature=player_embedded
Nov 30th
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I need to make something as awesome and useless as... →
Nov 29th
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chicken
I’m in the middle of a game of chicken, that could be all in my mind. When I hear the word girlfriend on tv, my hand reaches for the phone. Stupid fucking dating sucks.
Nov 27th
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Dear Heather
Work has been blah and so you are not being challenged there and so you need to find new challenges. Get the camera from work and start logging the damn footage. Lots of people ask about when you’re going to write another book. Maybe you should write something too. Lying is funny. You are funny.  Don’t be too hard on yourself. Don’t apologize. Remember this horoscope.
Nov 27th
September 2010
3 posts
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Yoga works
5 months ago I posted this about being able to touch my toes in a seated position thanks to yoga: Tonight I met my toes My hands: mmm….reaching, reaching My toes: lah-di dah…just hangign out My back: bending bending My toes: OH, MY! I’m being touched…by my hands! Tonight at yoga I found I was suddenly able to touch my toes in sitting position. I was completely bent...
Sep 15th
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Love this. Online journaling (outside social... →
10 Days. 10 Questions. Answer one question per day in your own secret online 10Q space. Make your answers serious. Silly. Salacious. However you like. It’s your 10Q. When you’re finished, hit the magic button and your answers get sent to the secure online 10Q vault for safekeeping. One year later, the vault will open and your answers will land back in your email inbox for private...
Sep 7th
Sep 7th
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August 2010
2 posts
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Aug 25th
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Been a while
I don’t have any idea why I come and go from this blog, or come and go from anything. My passion ignites and then it fizzles. I’ve been called a flake a number of times this year. That could be it. I guess I should be unhappy about that. Hmm. I’ve returned today to log a super great run I had yesterday. I ran for 4.5 miles and for much of it faster than I usually do (I’m...
Aug 8th
June 2010
2 posts
Book art by Alexander Korzer-Robinson
fuckyeahbooks: “The cut book art has been made by working through the books, page by page, cutting around some of the illustrations while removing others. The images seen in the finished work, are left standing in the place where they would appear in the complete book. As a final step the book is sealed around the cut, and can no longer be opened.” from the artist’s statement
Jun 4th
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Living single
Joe: did u ever watch the show 'living single'?
me: never all the way thru...but i've seen a couple here and there
Joe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m8fllPfl6A
me: did you watch it?
Joe: im frankly a little surprised i watched it
me: a lot?
Joe: yeah i did
me: as am i!
Joe: i like the theme song to this show
me: my god that intro is excellent
Joe: in a 90's kind of world, im glad i got my girl
me: ahahhahaha
Joe: i cnat believe theyre dancing
me: i have to say though that the dialogue on this show was awful...what did you like about it?
Joe: i dont know i was just a stupid kid
Joe: the more i think about it
the more i realize
im a living single
living in brooklyn
with my boys
its really come full circle
life imitating art
me: you. cannot. be. serious.
but if you are, which one are you?
Joe: im definitely maxine
ill never forget her tenacity
Jun 4th
May 2010
3 posts
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Sometimes I Wish We Were an Eagle
goddamnitthisfuckingbillcallahanalbumisgoddamnamazing.fucking right?
May 29th
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May 12th
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May 10th
April 2010
8 posts
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“Damn you fat knees!”
– Me
Apr 30th
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Jeeze Rob Brezsny, no pressure, huh?
Here’s the most important rule for you in the coming week: Keep your eyes fixed on a vision of your shining destiny. If you do, you’ll be unflappable, indefatigable, and irrepressible. Your luck will be so crazy good it’ll be almost spooky. Noble deeds you did in the past will finally bring the rewards you deserve. Allies will conspire to assist you, sometimes in ways you...
Apr 30th
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NPR is good for me
Today I drove my car a couple hours from home, something I haven’t done in quite a while. In my travels I got happy thanks to this man’s comforting voice; discovered a book I absolutely must read soon, The Food Life; cried hearing writer Suzanne Pirret’s story of grieving and farmers markets; and learned what a washed rind cheese is. Thank you NPR!
Apr 19th
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Tonight I met my toes
My hands: mmm....reaching, reaching
My toes: lah-di dah...just hangign out
My back: bending bending
My toes: OH, MY! I'm being touched...by my hands!
Tonight at yoga I found I was suddenly able to touch my toes in sitting position. I was completely bent over, head against my thighs, I didn't even know that my toes were that close, and that in seconds, I'd be touching them! Woot woot!
Apr 17th
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Impossible!
How can it be possible that I worked from 9:00 to 7:00 (ate lunch at my desk); went to the gym directly after; came home and ate dinner, and now as I get in bed to watch some Netflix now, actually feel guilty for not catching up on some more work emails? HOW?!?
Apr 14th
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Apr 7th
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I see some things coming together
Working on a documentary project with Bene about women and eating Getting slight cold feet for our first shoot at Pulinos on Sat. Happen upon this article about people who photograph their food and post the photos online, suddenly giving some further context to our project Also invited to see Chronicle of a Summer this week. I had not heard of it before but it seems to be a very important...
Apr 7th
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Virgin juice faster popping my cherry tomorrow →
Just placed my first order for 6 juices. Tomorrow starts my 2.5 day juice fast which kicks off a 2 month diet. I’m particularly excited about testing my will power. I wonder if I can make it.
Apr 5th
March 2010
8 posts
2 tags
Vincent D'Onofrio →
is leaving Law and Order and I am reminded how obsessed I am with this obsessive guy. Damn it. Mr. D’Onofrio, you better do something so extremely kick-ass next.
Mar 30th
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This happened
On my way home from work tonight I overheard two teenagers bullshitting. One said, “I’m her n*****. She can fuck me if she wants to fuck me.” I actually pouted in a sort of pathetic, “awww,” “isn’t that sweet?” way.
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Uh oh
Foursquare may be showing me how I am secretly a homebody. I don’t think I want to face it.
Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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I miss cooking
I do get to make one nice thing a week generally but for the most part I get home too wiped to rally around the sink, the cutting board, or the stove. Tonight? Vegetable dumplings and thai fried rice, courtesy Lily Thai. But, soon, next, asap, I must make this: http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/02/velvet-chicken-gourmet-magazine-recipe.html I usually like the idea of a roast whole chicken...
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
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Good egg
As someone who loves to cook, doesn’t own an egg timer, and also thinks web video is the best thing since sliced bread, I heart this…a lot: http://www.eggwatchers.com/
Mar 3rd
February 2010
20 posts
Alone is nice 2
Bad idea — I want this to be my website: theonlypersoniwantanythingtodowithismeandthisherepizza.com
Feb 25th
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Alone is nice
The only person I want to have anything to do with right now is me.
Feb 25th
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Project this weekend →
Feb 24th
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I hate a lot of stuff today
How my cat must walk everywhere I walk when I’m getting ready. How I might be getting sick again. How behind I am at work, despite working 10-hour days and often on the weekends. How I never have enough time to hit the gym as much as I need to. How despite getting up at 6:30, I still didn’t make it to work until 9:00. How I need more clothes and more money. How I need a vacation. How...
Feb 22nd
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Who uses H+M's website? →
It takes 3 minutes for it to resolve to one outfit and then you can’t even buy it. I understand e-commerce isn’t their thing, but make it simpler to view the collections. They’re all show, no substance, which I guess is what their clothes are like too.
Feb 18th
Hell yeah
“Jane Austen was the spinster daughter of a clergyman who led an uneventful life,” wrote Geoffrey Wheatcroft in The Guardian. “She just happened to write half a dozen flawless masterpieces, which came perfectly formed, not from experience but from imagination.” Most of us don’t have anything close to the inconceivably potent imagination that Austen possessed. But I...
Feb 18th
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Heard this while running today, made me run a lot...
They wanna talk to ya, so SHUT UP AND LISTEN! If you can’t take the heat, THEN GET THE F**K OUT THE KITCHEN! Cause a ride or die man for his ride or die chick, Gets that ride or die pudding for that ride or die SHIT! I like the video too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtzf60_XaOg
Feb 18th
I kind of hate people right now
Friends and coworkers can suck sometimes.
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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LOST is on again
Isn’t everyone sick of seeing Jack gracefully challenge his captors and Kate tracking someone, usually Sawyer? It’s the same story over and over again, without any resolution. Still, tonight’s ep was pretty good. Plus I had dulce du leche fro yo to wash it down with. Yum!
Feb 10th